Are you an outgoing type who enjoys meeting new people and giving them presentations about stuff? Bit of a teacher are you? Always gathering a crowd, but don’t know exactly how to keep them engaged and in synch with your message? Well now there’s a way you can do all that with just a wave of your phone.

The XPointer 1mW Laser Pointer & Mouse Control works with iPhones or Android and provides a multi-level user experience in so many gorgeous ways. Not only is it a bright red laser pointer with a 650nm wavelength (whatever that means), but it also comes with an app which gives you mouse controller power for computers and other non-living devices.

And hold the phone peeps, because when it’s not engaged in wowing the crowds, this little marvel pops into a natty storage cap which doubles up as a touchscreen stylus. Yes, we can hear the breath leaving your body in one huge gasp of shock.

Anyhoo, if you’re interested in immersing yourself in this paradigm of twentilly first century technology, simply hand over the £26.90 the makers demand and all will be yours.