There’s nothing more annoying than being in the shower when the phone rings. Well actually there might be more annoying things, like having your toe-nails ripped out by a Yeti, but we’ll let that pass for now. There are many solutions to the problem of having to drip your way across a room for a wrong number, and we’ll tell you now, this is not one of them.

The Off The Hook Shower Head is a ridiculously silly accessory for the person who literally has everything. It won’t sing or dance, it can’t make calls or connect to your toaster via Bluetooth. It won’t ring, it won’t serve…well you get the idea. In fact the only thing it can do is deliver hot, warm or cold water to your body in much the same way as any ordinary common or garden shower head does. That’s it. But it’s shaped like a telephone handset. Geddit? Because we don’t. Priced at £14.98.