Got a wannabe pilot in your life? Someone who dreams only of open skies, the smell of kerosene and the rush of wind past a cockpit? Does your Aunt Mabel secretly hanker after her youthful indiscretions as a wing-walker, or Uncle Jed reminisce about his time as a crop-duster king?

Well maybe they need one of these here Artificial Horizon Alarm Clocks? Sure it may look a tad confusing to you and me, but to anyone who’s spent any time on a flight deck – even if it’s Microsoft Flight Simulator – will recognize the horizon gauge as a vital piece of cockpit equipment. Heck, it might even help them get up in the morning on a more even keel, who knows? Priced at £24.99 and runs off one AA battery.