We’re not sure whether all this bird stuff has got a little bit out of hand. It’s all very well flinging Angry ones around on a screen, and sending each other tweets like demented canaries, but at some point surely we’re going to have to draw the line on how far we go with this avian obsession?

The Tweeting Bird Bike Light & Horn for instance, may feature a blue bird in one of those random and coincidental ways, or it could be part of a wider plot to brainwash us into buying more twits, tweets, chirps and squawks than is really good for our sanity. But we digress.

This bike accessory contains 9 LED lights, is water resistant, has steady and flashing modes and features a ‘loud twitter’ warning horn. Hmm…there’s a joke involving Stephen Fry in there somewhere, but darned if we can find it. Priced at $29.99.