The problem with winter is, it’s cold. And damp. And there’s a surprising lack of sunshine around these parts, which we can’t figure out at all. OK, that’s not a problem for those of you in the tropical areas, but for the rest of us it’s potentially a miserable state of affairs.

But now we have a solution, praise be to the orange gods. Yes, we can now buy a Pop Up Spray Tan Booth and give ourselves a ‘just vacationed’ glow in minutes. It’s made with ‘extra strong’ nylon fabric so it won’t tear or degrade, and the three vinyl windows give enough light to ensure that there’s no unsightly patches in embarrassing places.

Oh and did we mention it also comes in pink? You’ll need to grab yourself a spray tan kit in order to get going – or we guess you could just buy a load of orange aerosols down your local DIY store – and if you’re going to do things properly think about some sort of extraction unit to suck out the overspray.

Sounds fun, eh? Wonder if you can use it to restyle the dog? Apparently in some places you can even invite your neighbors around for a spray tan party. The mind boggles. Anyway, the pop up tent is priced at €89.90. Tanning tattoo stickers are extra.