As a famous alien once said…‘do or do not, there is no try’…and nowhere is that more relevant than when you’re attempting to get work done on your notebook or tablet computer. The big problem is not your laziness, it’s just that it’s hard to compute without a chair or desk. Until now.
The Connect-A-Desk product is an adjustable portable desk which you strap on using a harness, rather like a set of reins on a horse. Which is an apt analogy since it’s kind of like being yoked to a donkey. Yah there, git workin’.
Now we’re all for improving productivity, but if you really can’t find somewhere better to compute than in a supermarket aisle, maybe you need to take a long hard look at your personal hygiene. Anyway, the product fits all sizes, is machine washable and comes with its own Certificate of E-Slavery to ensure you free passage on buses and trains. Priced at $38.99.