How badly do you want to declare your love for technology to the world? Are you, like a weekend nerd? Only comfortable with basement games of D&D with very close friends? Or are you a more flagrant abuser, shamelessly flaunting your geekiness to the winds?

If the latter, you might want to check out the Hard Drive iPhone Cover, which comes with all the nerd label labeling you’ll need to stamp your authority on the dinner table and beyond.

The cover is made of ABS plastic, features an impressively authentic looking label with all sorts of delicious numbers and barcodes imprinted, and costs a mere $12.99. Unfortunately it won’t fit an iPhone 5, but that’s OK because there’s not many of those out there anyway (ouch!).