Have you ever been to a bonfire? There’s lots of singing and roasting marshmallows, and then you catch a whiff of what you smell like: smokey wood. It seems funny that such a silly smell would be so popular, but it has now been turned into a cologne, so I suppose that means it’s well-liked.

The Campfire Cologne will have you smelling like a genuine campfire in no time flat. It’s no bottled fragrance though, as it is literally a box of twenty cedar sticks that you are supposed to burn like incense around your body. What’s more is that this thing costs $13 a box. This means that you still have to light it anytime you want to put on some eau de campfire, which gives you ample opportunity to burn down your home every morning. Sounds like a winner to me.