Smart Tape. What a jolly invention. Not only can you now measure up your precious space to nth accuracy, but you can talk about it too. “Dang, must get a bigger garage”. $19.95.

‘The Smart Tape can record up to 10 seconds of your voice for playback whenever you’re ready for it. Plus, getting your measurement has never been easier since the Smart Tape features a large easy to read digital readout. Just measure, read, and record and you’re ready to head to the saw and make an accurate cut.’