You know that time when you were six and Aunt Matilda bought you that pop up singing hedgehog with the stars and stripes hairstyle? And how you lugged it up to bed every night for a year before your mother conveniently lost it somewhere between the garden shed and the local dumpster?
Well time has passed and you’re older and wiser, but somewhere deep inside we suspect you still yearn for that little hedgehog. Which is probably why these guys have come up with the Sonic Wallet, which is about as dumb an idea as we could ever possibly imagine.
So the concept is these wallets play a selection of tunes or audio clips when opened, which is a great way to advertise to muggers that you’re open for business. For example we suggest opening the American Flag version in a dingy area somewhere in downtown Baghdad to get a free tour of the local health services thrown in with your trip.
For those with a more sedentary nature, may we suggest the Shakespeare Insult model, which insults you heartily every time you open up. This is guaranteed to make you spring for lunch more often at work.