The Radio Controlled Cuckoo Clock. Somewhere in Germany a horrorstruck Franz Ketterer is slowly spinning in his grave.

‘There�s nothing like the charm of a cuckoo clock, merrily announcing the hours throughout the day, and we�re proud to offer the world�s very first cuckoo clock that�s radio controlled! This attractive brushed-metal finish clock reveals a cheerful surprise every hour on the hour, when the doors open and the brightly-colored timekeeper steps up to his microphone to announce the current time�or to play a happy melody!’

Steps up to his microphone? Aaarrgh!