The Talking Cellphone Detector. �149.99. There’s a joke here somewhere, but can I find it? Pah!

‘When this model detects a signal it will broadcast the pre-recorded warning message, you may record your own message which can be up to 20 seconds in length. The unit is very easy to install and simple to use…’Please note that the cell phone detectors will not pick up phones that are switched off or on standby (unless they are sending out an auto registration signal).’