What could be more valuable than looking a million dollars when you wake up in the morning? The fact is, we human beans will spend any amount of money to make ourselves look better than we are, even when we look fine au natural. There’s no wrinkle, spot, blemish or crevice which couldn’t be fixed, smoothed or sorted out, right?
Take this Beauty Lift High Nose, for instance. Designed to shape your nose ‘that little bit firmer and higher‘, this little gizmo works by delivering a gentle buzzing vibration to the bits of your nose that need it. Yes it looks like a medieval torture implement (but without the red hot tongs) and yes three minutes a day wearing this could eventually cause you to leap out of the nearest window, but won’t somebody remember the face?
It is, of course, Japanese, which should tell you all you need to know. The device runs off a Lithium watch battery, and will cost you the slightly staggering price of $68.00. Your nose doesn’t know how lucky it is, right?