Why should the dark dudes get to have all the fun? It’s just not fair. We’re thinking there needs to be some sort of a revolution, where light gets to trash talk dark and everyone comes out smiling and covered in cotton candy. Or something.

As part of our global initiative we’re proposing that everyone don a White Suit Costume this year, just to show solidarity with The Plan. You can add on your choice of accessories, although you may want to think long and hard about the rubber chicken.

The crucial thing to remember is whiteness comes with an attitude, a sort of ‘glass half full…’ vibe, so it’s no good you getting it all on and then moaning about the soup stain on the lapel. Just go with the flow. The costume includes the jacket, shirt front, pants, white tie and black tie and comes in a variety of sizes from Large to Xtra Large. Priced at $38.99. Wear it to your next job interview, we dare you.