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Brite Beatz Jingle Bells Music and Light Show Toothbrush – Santa wants you to have a cavity-free Christmas

Brite Beatz Jingle Bells Music and Light Show Toothbrush

You’ll picture the Tooth Fairy wearing a Santa cap as you brush away the remains of hard candy, chestnuts roasted over an open fire, and popcorn garland while a Christmas-time celebration takes place in your hand.

Dreams of a pearly-white Christmas will dance in your head with the Brite Beatz Jingle Bells Music and Light Show Toothbrush putting you in the holiday mood. Once activated, the festive, red toothbrush will play Jingle Bells as a light show takes place inside the ergonomically-designed handle while you lovingly scrub your teeth with soft DuPont bristles.

As an extra bonus, you’ll be able to enjoy the food-heavy holidays with the knowledge that you’ve brushed enough because the song plays for a full two minutes, which is the dentist-recommended time for brushing.

The ability to catch Kris Kringle with just the brilliance of your smile can be yours for $9.99.

Marty Shaw is a freelance writer who currently calls Texas his home. When he’s not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

Marty Shaw – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.


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