Being nice and polite has its place in society, but like the old adage goes – you can’t appreciate the sun without experiencing a little rain. With this handy device, you can be the rain… and that’s a good thing because you’ll be teaching others how to appreciate the happy moments.
Sound like a lot of hot air? Well, whatever it takes to get you to appreciate the awesomeness that is the Annoying Sounds Sound Effects Machine. Of course, you could just be honest with yourself and admit you enjoy irritating people every now and then simply because they deserve it.
This innocent-looking device is anything but innocent, with the power to play twenty of the most annoying sounds known to mankind. Regardless of who you want to bug, one of these sound effects is sure to do the trick.
- Nails on chalkboard
- Ringtone
- Speaker Feedback
- Dentist drill
- Violin
- Alarm
- Cranking car (Start?)
- Cats fighting
- Sick
- Burp
- Wind
- Slurp
- Snore
- Raspberry
- Baby crying
- Vuvuzela
- Siren
- Mosquito
If you start to feel a twinge of guilt when you prepare to push the button, just remember you’re making others miserable so that they can appreciate the happy times. Best of all, it only costs $9.99 to start the educational process.
