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Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie – Expecto Awesomeness

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Just in case you thought real life had destroyed any possibility of you ever becoming a wizard, you need to know that the secret to becoming a powerful spellcaster can be hidden within your wardrobe.

No, I’m not talking about a doorway to Narnia, unfortunately. The trick to becoming a powerful 21st century wizard is to wear the Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie.

Loaded with hi-tech goodies like speakers, LEDs, and accelerometers, the hoodie delivers a wide variety of lighting and sound effects when you go through the motions of casting a spell, with each spell creating its own unique combination of effects. The wearer even gets to experience the excitement of being a novice wizard because your hands have to be moved in just the right sequence to trigger certain spells.

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The powerful incantations that can be mastered are:

  • Electroshock
  • Thunderbolt
  • Restore Health
  • Fireball
  • Shockwave
  • Energy Beam
  • Raise the Dead
  • Warp
  • Water Bending
  • (plus bonus Color Caster and Restore Mana, the reset position)

Of course, with the lining and outer material both being 100% cotton, the hoodie is also an excellent bit of outerwear if you’re just looking for clothes, although you will definitely get some interesting looks when you hail a cab or wave to a friend.

Those who desire a little magic in their lives can become a technomancer for $119.99.

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Marty Shaw is a freelance writer who currently calls Texas his home. When he’s not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

Marty Shaw – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.

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