Sometimes it’s the simple things that make us smile, allowing us to forget about tablets and phones that are smarter than us and social media where we pretend we’re one of the cool kids. Sometimes, we just want to chill in the bathtub and play with a paper boat that has a real motor.

Don’t know about you but we’re still astounded over the idea of paper that doesn’t turn into a soggy mess when it gets wet, but the PowerUp Boat Motorized Paper Boat Kit offers a whole lot more than that miracle.

In addition to two sheets of waterproof paper (ohhhh-ahhhhh), this kit also includes a flag, a pirate, an anchor, and a wind-up motor capable of propelling your nautical masterpiece across the water for ten seconds. What? You need more than ten seconds? Exactly how big is your tub, anyway???

Don’t worry if you flunked boat-building in school because you also get a set of instructions that reveal the secrets of creating this sea-worthy vessel.

Bath time can now be about more than just getting clean, and it will only cost you $8.99.