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BB Sports Bodymaker Face Control Jaw Tightener – Wrap your way to a manly jaw

BB Sports Bodymaker Face Control Jaw Tightener

Do you want a firm, chiseled jaw like the Hollywood hunks have? Well, this probably won’t give you that but there’s no harm in trying.

The folks at Japan Trend Shop have done it again with the BB Sports Bodymaker Face Control Jaw Tightener, although we’re still not sure exactly what ‘it’ is.

Supposedly, this…ummm… interesting strap is worn to mold tighter cheek and chin muscles while you go about your daily routine. Personally, we think if you’re brave enough to wear this contraption out in public, you don’t really need to worry about a flabby jaw or sagging cheeks taking away from your manliness because letting friends and coworkers see you in this proves that you are 100% all man.

Will it really train your face to hold this new shape? It will only cost $25 to find out but we wouldn’t be rushing to include ‘chiseled jaw’ as a description of yourself on your social media profiles any time soon.

Marty Shaw is a freelance writer who currently calls Texas his home. When he’s not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

Marty Shaw – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.

1 Comment

  • … and directly opposite your chin, i.e. on top of your head, is where the super-manly bald patch will develop through friction.
    I clicked through to the website and some of their offerings are just begging to be misconstrued!

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