Star date 02062014. Time ?!?!? Enterprise, what time is it? Thanks. As you were.
Fans of Captain Kirk’s original 5-year mission will love this Star Trek Enterprise Projection Alarm Clock, based on the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701. The officially-licensed product keeps track of time, projects the time on a wall or ceiling in big red numbers that include AM or PM, has engine nacelles that light-up when the alarm goes off, and features sounds from the classic television series that include: red alert, photon torpedoes firing, and Kirk calling from the Bridge.
Oh, the clock also has a 5-minute snooze function but you won’t need that because you’ll be rolling out of bed as soon as the alarm goes off, right?
You can start your day the Star Trek way for $49.99 and be prepared for anything the galaxy throws at you. Ohhh! You’re not planning on wearing the red shirt, are you?