Cactus Light. $35.00.

“Oh, it’s lovely dear. Er..what is it?”
“It’s a cactus, ma, glows in the dark.”
“Ah I see. Er..thank you darling. Now here’s something from your Uncle Albert.”

 Two different cactus lights grow bright, brighter, brightest with a mere touch of their pot, perfect mood lighting, makes a wonderful reading light.