Whoever said that form should follow function never saw this little critter. The Squirrel Nut Grinder combines all the loveable woodland frolics of one of nature’s happiest creatures…with a squirrel. That’s right nuts finally get to fight back.
Tilt the head back on this tool, pop in some of your favorite nuts and you’ll have crushed nutz in an instant. Well after you’ve turned the handle a little to get things going. The idea clearly comes from the old time crank and mince machines which used to be so popular back when electricity was $50 a quart, but we won’t be churlish about it.
For now we’ll just say, it may look pretty ghastly, but just think of the time you’ll save bashing around with the flat end of a sharp knife and you’ll be thanking us for finding this. Priced at $41.59 / £24.99.