Nothing says the real stuff like a space journey, which is probably why all these billionaires are queuing up to prove their manhood by traveling to these space stations and whatever for vast fees. Or maybe it’s just the ultimate way to flash your cash to all us earth bound plebians?

Whatever the reason, there’s now some way to salvage a bit of pride. This Apollo Astronaut Full Space Suit Replica may not be the most elegant thing on the planet (arf!), but it’s got to be good enough to leave hanging around nonchalantly by the front door so your visitors can gasp in awe and admiration. Even if it’s billed as an heirloom from weird Uncle Al, it’s sure to gain some credit, right?

Not that we’d suggest you do anything like lie to your neighbors to get some respect. That would be rather too dismal for words. But fun. Priced at $2,250 including back pack, gloves, boots et al. To infinity and beyond. Or something.