We need a little less yes sir, and a little more attitude in this life. No more Mr Nice Buy, let’s try and shake things up a bit. OK, maybe not too much. Well actually, we’re happy to do some shaking, but would it be OK if we waited ’till after lunch, because we’re feeling a bit down, and maybe our blood sugar’s not where it should be…oh and is that the phone?
The Whatever I’m Late Anyways Watch is definitely designed to give you that yeah right vibe, to go along with all the other parts of your Office Space personality. You may not have to fill out too many TPS reports, but at least you’ll have told the world exactly how you feel. Maybe.
The absolutely positively best bit about this watch is the fact that it’s going to cost you $95 to buy, which is kind of all right, whatever if you have a nice job and a suit from Paraguay.