Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you something very special today. It’s not often that we can get hold of items of such rarity and value, but after a fair bit of pulling of strings we’ve managed to drag out a real treat.

We would like to introduce you to The Internet. Yes it may look like just a small black box to you, but believe us, there is actually the whole Internet stored inside that nondescript container. We know this for a fact, because we saw it on television a while back, when a geeky Irish chap was explaining it to his colleague. Oh yes, here it is.

Now before you go claiming that it’s only fiction, we’ll have you know we’re sure it works. The only thing you have to remember is to switch it off, and then switch it back on again, every so often. We have it on reliable authority this will keep it in tip top shape. The Internet. Yours for just $24. With a light.