Apparently once upon a time, there were hairdressers who actually did a lot of stuff to you apart from just cutting your hair and trimming the facial stuff. They put hot towels on you, and even gave you a massage on demand.
Well now you can recreate this luxury from a bygone era, by using this Barbershop Vibration Massager on the nearest scalp to your person. Yes you will look a little strange wearing this massive cyborg attachment on your wrist, and yes you might find it difficult to locate any willing victims..er..customers, but if you do, they may be pleasantly surprised by the thousands of vibrations per second, transmitted through your hand. Or not. Priced at $169.95.