There’s an old Chinese proverb that goes something like this… ‘the man who can sell accessories for an invisible product, is soon to be rich.’ We may not have got the exact words right, but you get the drift. Anyhoo, to prove the point, we’re delighted to present to you the 3000mAh Power Jacket For iPhone 6. Now just in case you’re a little confused, you are indeed correct. The aforementioned iPhone 6 has not yet arrived on the market.
Nor do we know exactly when it will arrive, or even if it will actually be called the iPhone 6, as opposed to the iPhone Marmalade, or the iPhone 6.59. But that’s clearly not a deterrent to those dashing young Chinese retailers and accessory makers, who are ready and waiting for whatever comes their way. No doubt they’ve got a bottle of Tip-Ex waiting in the drawer just in case.
The new power bank clips neatly onto your brand new invisible phone, with all the holes in exactly the right places. Camera, flash, power button et al. Not only that, but you get a free kickstand thrown in for good measure. Which will make it all the more easy to view movies on your non-existent 4.7 inch touchscreen. The cover/case will also protect your phone, as well as providing some meaty extra power, and for all this you only have to pay $33.
Which is a lot cheaper than the invisible price you’ll have to pay for your new, not yet on sale Apple product with no name. Things are getting a little surreal around here, doncha think?