The Pashley FreightMate. Segways? Pah! This thing’s even got a horn. Toot!
With electric power assist this innovative design can carry a payload of up to one hundred kilos in its ergonomically shaped front box at up to 12 miles per hour. Smooth Ackermann type steering gives balance and manoeuvrability at all speeds to assist in tight site layouts.
Screw the horn, man, this sucker’s got headlamps! 2 of ’em! I have breakfast burritos for sale and I will mow you down!
Heh!
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