So you want an alternative means of travel that says, hey, look at me! I’m a rebel! But skateboarding is too mainstream. Enter the Post Modern Skateboard, all the skating, none of the boarding.

This product is like, just having the wheels to the skateboard and attaching them to your feet, sort of. You don’t have to do any actual work to make these go. No pushing off the ground. The rider needs only to lean side to side to move and change directions. The movement is more like that made by a longboard than a traditional skateboard.

Because the wheels aren’t connected, adventurous riders can perform spins and tricks if they feel up to it but no grinding on rails. You simply don’t have the equipment. There is a rod that attaches the two wheels so newbs can feel comfortable while learning to use the device. You stop by placing you toes on the ground. You can also use these to travel across dirt and short grass. The Post Modern Skateboard is $99.95.