The Compact Vending Machine. Set up a nice little part time vending business in your cubicle and stick it to the man. Or just drink it all yourself and smirk unbearably, why doncha? $149.95.

• built with a lockable compartment
• uses clean, quiet, environmentally friendly peltier effect electronics to keep beverages cold
• holds up to 11 beverage cans (12-oz) or 4 pet bottles (17-oz)
• 10 tokens are included for use in the coin slots
• designed with led lights to indicate whether drinks are “in stock” (green) or “sold out” (red)
• two access keys, a car adapter and ac adapter are included