So what do you give the child that has everything? Nope, not a badger skinned iPad, or a Petulant Selfie Starter Kit. What you do is rush out and buy one of these Mini Monster Truck things, because nothing says I love you more than 40 inch tires. Pinch me someone I’m dreaming.

The truck is actually 1/2 the size of a real version, which means it’s bigger than your house, and comes with a 4 cylinder Ford engine, a full steel safety cage and nitrous oxide for those really big jumps. Now we’re not saying this is a little bit indulgent in any way, but let’s face it, a Lego Space Kit, it ain’t.

The thing also features a built in sound and lighting system if a massive, loud belching machine isn’t enough, plus LED night lights and an integrated GoPro camera to capture all the smiles of delight from the neighbors as the kid tears a wheelie on their front porch steps. Classic. The price for all this discrete gadgetry is just $125,000. Bargain.