Q. What do you call Chewbacca when he’s got chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookie. Now we’ve got that out of the way, we’d like to officially apologise for failing to fight the Star Wars marketing force, but we’re just too weak. And these Chewbacca Slippers are simply too cute.
They’re fluffy, warm, feature arch support and crucially are easy to slip on and off just in case there’s a Death Star you need to blow up in a hurry. They come in all sizes for all species, including those you’d rather not think about.
Oh, and if you’re more into the darker side of the galactic opera, there’s always the Darth Vader Slippers to fall back on. Perfect for the Imperial March. Both items are available from a galaxy near you, at a price of $39.95.
Q. How do Jedi read PDF documents? A. With Adobe Wan Kenobi.
We’ll see ourselves out.