Hand painted Cordless Phones. $99.00. Er…
Our talented artist has hand-painted this 900MHz cordless phone just for you! Features Caller ID, 30# Caller ID memory, 10# speed dial memory, redial, channel autoscan system, handset locator, desk or wall mountable. Painted design will stand up to everyday use. Custom painting available on your choice of telephone with your choice of design – call for more information.
I actually felt physically sick upon seeing these handpainted phones. I swear I could even smell the overpowering scent of the artists’ cheap rosey perfume intermingling in the air with that of the musty old dank permiating from the clutered and trinket ridden shelves of the house in which these must be produced. Nice find, but to say the least, I almost lost my breakfast over it.
I share your pain. :-)