Imagine the situation. You’re trapped in a dark cellar, hands tied, with rats nibbling at your feet. And all because you inadvertently criticized the mother-in-law’s baking skills. It could happen to anyone, heck it’s probably happening right now, somewhere deep in Meerkat country. But listen, there’s a way out.
This Fifty Cent Covert Knife Coin is, as the name suggests, a secret cutting tool cunningly hidden inside an innocuous looking .50c coin. The knife is made of ‘top quality Japanese steel’, and is designed to help you cut free from things which are holding you back. Like unsupportive relatives.
The best thing is it won’t be detected when you’re frisked by grandma on your way into Thanksgiving dinner. Because finding escape materials during family get togethers can get pretty embarrassing sometimes. Anyhoo, the price of your freedom, should you wish to accept it Jim, is $39.00. Good luck!