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The lab coat is a symbol of intelligence, so why can’t any clever hacker, tinkerer, modder or all-around-smartypants have his or her own? We’ve customized ours to add an air of officiality just because we can. Henceforth you can now be known as Dr. E. Genius, Ph.D. Congratulations!