Are you really mad at someone but not enough to engage in petty vandalism? Well good news, there’s the perfect mail-able for you. The Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb promises to ruin the day of whoever opens it, in a fun, festive way.
This little canister is filled to the brim with glitter, the bane of carpets everywhere. As soon as the unfortunate recipient opens this, glitter will come flying out, covering everything. They can vacuum all they want, it’s never coming out of the carpet.
I have some concerns about this. Namely the possibility for eye damage. Have you ever gotten glitter in your eye? Not pleasant. You also have the option of sending a personalized card with this canister of pain but why would you want to? Maybe you really want them to know how deeply you can’t stand them. You can send a Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb for $19.95.