The Lotus ATS-909 Smart Toilet is the world’s first…ahem…enema dispensing loo seat. Complete with dryer, deoderizer, heated seat and remote control. Oh, and did we mention it’s a 20 minute DIY install? They’re also apparently available for sale in Flushing, New York…[OK, quit while you’re ahead – Ed]. $499.00.
Water stream with adjustable pressure and temperature washes the anal area, making the cleaning thorough and comfortable. This is a new level of personal hygiene. Good for everybody, especially those who suffer from hemorrhoids or other ‘pain in the butt’ conditions…The enema also cleanses the colon thoroughly and comfortably. The Lotus ‘enema’ eliminates the need to stick a tube inside your body. Colon cleansing becomes easy, comfortable like never before.