Gadgets September 12, 2005 posted by Red

Enema toilet.

enematoilet small Enema toilet.

The Lotus ATS-909 Smart Toilet is the world’s first…ahem…enema dispensing loo seat. Complete with dryer, deoderizer, heated seat and remote control. Oh, and did we mention it’s a 20 minute DIY install? They’re also apparently available for sale in Flushing, New York…[OK, quit while you’re ahead – Ed]. $499.00.

Water stream with adjustable pressure and temperature washes the anal area, making the cleaning thorough and comfortable. This is a new level of personal hygiene. Good for everybody, especially those who suffer from hemorrhoids or other ‘pain in the butt’ conditions…The enema also cleanses the colon thoroughly and comfortably. The Lotus ‘enema’ eliminates the need to stick a tube inside your body. Colon cleansing becomes easy, comfortable like never before.

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L.

I don’t believe that it really does enemas – the pressure required would probably blow you off the seat. (It would also have to be rather accurate!!)
Nigel Pond

Yup, this looks more like a toilet/bidet convergence product.
http://www.cleardigitalmedia.com Steve Johnson

Agreed. This is not an “enema toilet”, it’s your standard bidet. Been around for decades.
Red

But guys, it says Enema. Shirley they wouldn’t lie to us, would they? :-)
Billy Bob

Yep!! it is an inema all right!!! Blew my hiney right off the seat. They ought to outlaw these things. My wife is now threatening to leave me if I don’t get off the thing!!!