The Aran-Jecter Water Purifier. Pump oxygen into water to purify it. Not filter, pufiry. Or purify. Whatever. Why do we write this stuff? Because it is a civic duty. To entertain, obfuscate and confuse. To find products that cost $939.95 when a $5.00 filter will probably do. To trivialise. To banalify. To shut up now and go lie down.
The Aran-Jecter energizes the oxygen in the air and pumps it into water through the Aran Infuser. The resulting energized oxygen disbursed in water is the natural enemy of bacteria, fungi, mold, viruses, chemicals as well as many other harmful pollutants. The Aran-Jecter is not a water filter. It is a powerful water purifier campable of distroying pollutants and bacteria in water.
