The 4 in 1 Flashlight Radio Megaphone Siren. So if you can’t find your way to help with the light, and you’re fed up with listening to Disaster Radio FM and your siren’s wailing without results, why not try shouting at the creepy darkness very loudly. It’ll make you feel better. Honest. $39.95.
It’s ultra-bright light can be seen for over a mile. It’s radio will keep you informed of the latest news. If you’re walking to your car late at night you’ll feel safe knowing its piercing alarm signal will drive away any would be attackers. Lost in the woods? No problem, it even has a built in microphone to call for help. It is even loud enough to be used as a PA system.
Wait… I can’t see it.
Damn that camo!!!
ROFL!!!!
camo? so why are you hiding in the bushes while the siren goes off and the flashlight is on, and you’re yelling through the megaphone?
oh, and just in case you drop it, you won’t be able to find it again… it’s camo…