What a country! Heh heh! An enterprising fellow has put an auction up on Ebay offering to write a ‘personalised rock anthem for the winning bidder. Top bid is currently $132.00 but the best part of it all is the lengthy description of the ‘prize’.

#6. Song will be 4 to 5 minutes long, unless I pass out during the bridge, in which case, it may be much longer. [via Fark]