The Fortuneball Deluxe. Tomorrow you will wake up and realise that you have wasted £69.95 on a toy that knows less about your future than does George W Bush III. But be of good cheer, at least you will be able to rely on the in-built clock, calendar and pretty ‘ambient light’.
The core of the Fortuneball is a computerised fortune prediction system which uses individual birthday data to tell you as much as is possible about your personal moods on any given day. The Fortuneball has harnessed multiple theories and concepts such as Astrology, Numerology, I-Ching and Biorythms to create a truly personalised prediction system for you and those around you. The results of the Fortuneball are both unique and remarkable and you will become increasingly curious on a daily basis as to what the Fortuneball holds for your daily or weekly fate!
Dear buyers of the fortuneball deluxe,
Live for today and stop wasting your money on things to try to figure out your future. Knowing your future will do nothing except make you paranoid, plus a little computer chip ball can’t tell you what’s going to happen.