The T-Dancer Sound Sensitive T-Shirt is apparently the first such piece of apparel to feature a lady gyrating against your chest in time to the music in the room. For most geeks this will of course be the nearest they get to such unabashed intimacy, so it’s clearly not to be sneezed at. £24.95.
Not just your bog standard black cotton T-shirt, the new T Dancer has a newly designed sleeker battery pack, plus you get the added advantage of slick sound sensitivity dial. This dial allows you to adjust the sensitivity of your chest top dancer depending on the environment your in. The end result is a fully functional fantastic light up panel that commands everyone’s attention. The realistic dancer is available in sizes to fit everybody including s, m, l, and xl. Look out after dark, T-dancer really comes alive.