The Animated Retro Table Tennis T-Shirt. We suppose that if they could, they would have called it the Pong T-Shirt. We don’t care about retro copyright so we’re going to call it a Pong T-Shirt. Because we’re like that. We think it would be much much cooler, though, if you could actually let someone play a game on your chest. Maybe using your ears as controllers. Heh. $24.99.
So instead we present to you this fine Animated Retro Table Tennis Shirt. Hey… it’s no third-person shooter with big-ass guns and amazing lighting effects, but it does capture that retro gaming nostalgia you’ve been craving. Simply pop two AAA batteries into the concealed pack, push a button and voila! Amazing animated glowing old skool gaming on your chest. The two automated computer players are very talented and never seem to miss a shot… but you might want to watch for several hours just to be sure.
