The Red Ferret Journal

The Neiman Marcus Jeweled Desk Set takes desktop flatulence to a whole new level really, doesn’t it? And at $79.90 for a stapler, we’re also flying high in the realms of pink pigs and fairy dust wings. Anyhoo, no doubt there are those of our esteemed colleagues who will jump at the chance to spend $87.90 (reduced from $110.00) on a tape dispenser, but you can count us out of that party.