The TWIT 4.0 Personal Area Network Fleece. Be cool without being chilly. Twelve pockets and compartments, earbud pockets, pen pockets and a special holder for your Oakley MP3 shades. Bliss thy name is geek-wear. $139.99.
This fleece jacket offers 12 pockets and compartments to stow and organize your gear and allows you to carry your cell phone, MP3 player and other personal electronic devices. The jacket is perfect for an active lifestyle with removable sleeves, so you can wear it as a vest, Coolmax mesh interior, an internal back pocket designed to hold a Camelbak and the ability to zip into the Tactical 4.0 jacket. The jacket has tons of features including an attached, extendible key holder, magnetic closures, bottle holder and more.
from wikipedia
TWIT – A British slang referring to a silly, annoying, ineffectual, and/or imbecilic person. Examples can be found in the Monty Python sketch Upper Class Twit of the Year.
Nice functionality but probably won’t be selling many of these in the UK :)