The IntelliScanner Mini is a handheld barcode scanner which…ah…lets you scan barcodes. Sure it may not sound as exciting as the Baja 1000 Race, but think of the possibilities. Record collection catalogues, grocery lists, book lists. Geek on, dude. $299.99.
Luckily, most things have barcodes, and we’ve got a barcode reader. Not only is this teeny little handheld read those barcodes, it can do so without a computer attached to it. Take it to where your stuff is, scan up to 150 barcodes, and return to your computer to download the list. Intelliscanner Mini includes software to manage your wine collection, home inventory, groceries, books, cds, dvds, and even comic books!
You are obviously totally bonkers!! You expect me to pay $300 for something that just reads barcodes!!
Don’t you read your own stuff? For another $249,700 you can buy a rocket-belt for Heavens sake!!
A ROCKETBELT!!! Don’t you know what that means? I could… I could… I would…
Somehow it feels like world domination…..or possibly death
Bob, put down the gin bottle and very slowly step away from the keyboard… :-)