Customise your Oakley Thump Pro MP3 Sunglasses before you buy (including your own choice of etched phrase on the lenses) using the trendy online configurator. Shame that the $345.00 won’t give you more than a measly 512K of memory though, eh? Plainly you’re paying a premium for the ‘sweat resistant Unobtainium components’. Thank goodness for that.
Notice that the frame material is named "U-Nob-tainium?
B/c you have to be a tool and a fool to wear those butt ugly things.