Poop Pals cost $18.00. They are furry, cute and adorable. They contain gourmet jelly beans. And when you press their tummies, a jelly bean appears. And not out of their mouths.

You just know that this is going to end in hysterics round the Xmas tree, don’t you? Oooh and they do a ferret one too! Shiver. [via majorgeeks]

And in other news: Philadelphia now boasts a firm called Poopie Scoopers R Us. No guesses as to what they do, eh? Aaargh, no wait, there’s a book as well, maybe even a franchise operation. Oh dear, I’m not feeling so good.