Acme LPG370TS Triple LCD Portable Computer. Awesome triple LCD screen lunchbox computer just makes you drool with the possibilities doesn’t it? LAN parties, office cubicle frag sessions, kitchen table track blasts. Anywhere and anytime that you need to get into that immerse me in the custard kind of feeling. 17 inch screens, Intel Core 2 Quad 2.4GHz processor, 2GB RAM, 8 channel audio, Firewire and Dual Gigabit LAN. Close your mouth child, there’s dribble on your chin.
The LPG370TS is a robust lunchbox computer built using heavy duty metal to provide tough, go-anywhere unit ideally suitable for gaming and video applications. Every LPG370TS comes equipped with three high resolution LCD displays, dual system cooling side fans and easy access to its expansion ports for immediate system upgrade or maintenance. Functional practicality combined with the simple and polished design, the LPG370TS with its extra-rugged construction to sustain bumps and impacted blows is the most cost-effective, durable and efficient portable solution for your needs.
Made by ACME? Why isn’t it shaped like an anvil then?
It can be if you take a sledgehammer to it!