USB Golfer. Absolutely not a Tiger Woods type inspiration piece, this chappie does very little except whack a ball in the direction you choose via the on-screen software. You’ll probably waste more time than you care to admit trying to get the itty bitty ball into your itty bitty target receptacle, but heck, who needs a job anyway? £29.99.
Looking the part in his plus fours and argyle-jumper, simply plug him into a computer’s USB port and open up the control panel on the screen then try to hit the golf ball towards your target. The USB Golfer is a great desk top stress reliever as you whack the golf-ball onto each other’s desks – just make sure the boss doesn’t see you! Controlled via the PC keyboard, you can choose the power, swing, spin and angle of the shots. With a safe, realistic looking golf-ball, extra clubs and a golfing green, this miniature golfer is the ideal gift for golfing fanatics who’re stuck in the office when they wish they were out on the links.